I almost forgot... Part One

You know in the movie eXistenZ when Jude Law makes a gun out of the bones in the Birthday Special dish at the Chinese restaurant? I had a soup the other day that I'm pretty sure could have been turned into an adequate eXistenZ bone gun. It was at a Fugian restaurant, was grey, and had strange, scaly bits of very mysterious meat in it. Just saying...

But that having been said, I've had some amazing food since.